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Bush Bulge

check out what bush is packing in his back...
posted by Cody Phipps on Oct 13, 2004 06:30PM

Is that a back pack?
posted by Clint Phipps on Oct 14, 2004 10:25PM

It's an oversized alien anal probe. That bulge is the transmitter that allows aliens to monitor Bush's body temp.
posted by Tim - on Oct 19, 2004 08:11AM

Hmmm, that's gotta be the only guy in a world that gets an alien anal probe right between the shoulder blades... You s'pose he's got a sphincter there to keep his brains from leaking out?
posted by Clint Phipps on Oct 19, 2004 10:57PM

maybe thats just how far they shoved it up his ass
posted by StU aRt on Oct 20, 2004 08:50AM

it's a very big probe... these were giant aliens (my bro has the same thing)

... and you ever wonder why aliens abduct the dumbest people? THAT'S OUR PRESIDENT!

posted by Cean Lakranski on Oct 20, 2004 08:54PM

This is a broadcasting mechanism so that the republican party put in place to tell Bush what to say, and when. That's why Bush was always cocking his head to one side and squinting during the debates, and also asking for more time...
posted by Cody Phipps on Oct 31, 2004 03:28PM

Maybe it's just a way for him to get some Dick. On the radio. Ummm, Cheney that is. On his back. Umm I mean through that lump behind him. You know. So he can hear those sweet nothings in his ear. Well, you know what I mean. He is a bush after all.
posted by Clint Phipps on Nov 02, 2004 01:25AM