yo everybody! hey guess what!? i've been excepted into ohio st. university! muwahahahaha! this is so awesome, and i'm so pumped! but i can't wait to see for myself... so i gotta ask... what's it like!? what's college life like?
~my television told me it's fulla parties n girls... i wonder if that's true...
well college is full of parties and girls. and boys. you just have to know where to find them.
personally, i'm not a big partier. me and my friends just stay up all hours of the night in their room. we have some people come over and we just have a good time with like 5 of us in there. But college is a good time. I like it so far.
College is like a stampede of wild elephants running naked through a small indian village. Most of the elephants break a bunch of stuff, everyone ends up killing a ton of innocent indians, and only a few of the elephants actually learn how to drink from the vast water supply, which was the purpose of the town's creation in the first place.
Sorry if I freaked you out James. I live in Robie.
I know you because I know your brother Jeff from music festivals, and I know Jason from them too, but I never met him formally. I know you from the Poop Chickens and Acts of Destruction shows that I've been to.
I've seen you around campus, and I'm like 'hey! i know who that is!' But yea, sorry if it seems like I'm stalking you...