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Okay, this is a totally and BIZARRE post. It has nothing to do with Phlux. Just so you know...alright, here we go.

I am Jessica Chahanovich and am a senior at Shead High School (eww). I was not intending on going to my senior prom this year...mainly because Shead proms are not real proms. They're little parade things. I hate them. Anyway, my mum really wants me to go and such. Now, Shead Proms are impossible to go to if you don't have a date, otherwise this would not be an issue.

The issue being that a kid who I do not get along with asked me to prom and I said no. Now, I HAVE to go and am not thrilled.

Sooo....anyone that will be in the area on June 13 2003...would you like to escort me to my prom? I'm not into the whole prom thing, but it'll make my mum happy and that means more graduation presents...

posted by Jess Chahanovich on Apr 22, 2003 10:46PM

I think we all have to admire your steadfast resolution to get more graduation presents.

My advice would be to prepare a pro-forma refusal email for the many guys like me who may be tempted to offer their services, but whom you wouldn't wish to share a lift with, never mind a prom.

Alternatively, why not just go with the guy who already asked you? At least he has good taste!

posted by Matthew St.John on Apr 23, 2003 05:10AM

Yea he has good taste. in 8th graders. But we won't go there. Don't feel like slamming anyone today.
posted by Jess Chahanovich on Apr 23, 2003 12:50PM

ooooooooh daaaaamn I think you just did!! HAHA
posted by StU aRt on Apr 23, 2003 03:23PM

the POOP CHICKENS are performing at Narraguagus' Prom on May 10th.
posted by James Greene on Apr 23, 2003 08:20PM

well since i already did...yea he "did it" with an 8th grader last year, his little sister's best friend. 3 minute man!

But that's enough from me...I get annoyed with how much I slam people.

But I should definetly go to the Poop Chickens show/Guagus prom...

posted by Jess Chahanovich on Apr 24, 2003 12:13AM

Um...I wouldn't go to the Narraguagus prom Jessica Chahanovich. I went one time and it sucked! My date was great, but the whole "parade-thing" happens at Guagus, too. Personally, I think that POOP CHICKENS shouldn't play and they should just go out on the Barrens with their gear and a generator and they should jam out for the wild animals and indigenous peoples of Downeast, Maine. Fuck Narraguagus! Fuck it in it's stupid head!
posted by Jarrod Anderson on Apr 24, 2003 11:16PM

Oh yeah...and Poop Chickens are drugs addicts to boot!
posted by Jarrod Anderson on Apr 24, 2003 11:18PM

mmm drugs...

i can't go to the guagus prom anyway, due to my father's birthday being that day and I wouldn't doubt me having a softball game that day either. but it's a cool thought either way.

want to go to my prom?

posted by Jess Chahanovich on Apr 25, 2003 01:10PM

I would, but alas! My ass will be on the Island of Deserted Mountains! I will be serving the greatest %1 of the greatest nation on Earth! Love thy SUV...peace!
posted by Jarrod Anderson on Apr 27, 2003 04:59PM

That's okay. I'll find someone eventually. I have some friends in Woodland that I asked a while back and I think they'll go anyway. But thanks anyway Jarrod.
posted by Jess Chahanovich on Apr 28, 2003 08:34AM

Hey Jessica I would but i am in tacoma wa and I think i have a show that weekend. I have never heard of a parade before prom beside I am a Junior and if anybody has advice for losing a nagging bitch let me know please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by Ron Small on Apr 28, 2003 03:48PM

thank you ron. i could actually get you here if i was so desperate (which I am)...I have hook ups in Seattle (grandfather) who's a big shot at Boeing. And he'll be here anyway...haha so if you REALLY wanted to come, you could. But yea. thanks anyway
posted by Jess Chahanovich on Apr 28, 2003 04:22PM

oh, and to lose a nagging bitch? I think the easiest and most sufficent way would be to say:

"You're a nagging bitch and I want you to leave me alone."

Yea, that should work. Take one of those and call me in the morning.

posted by Jess Chahanovich on Apr 28, 2003 04:25PM

Thanks I didn't know you got family up here well if you know where Browns Pt is then let me know.
posted by Ron Small on May 05, 2003 03:41PM

well, he lives in Kent. :-) He's in Australia right now though.
posted by Jess Chahanovich on May 07, 2003 12:35PM

Oh, man... I know how hard it is to find a date for prom last minute. Our prom is on Saturday and only on Monday did a guy ask me to go to the prom - in detention. It was a mildly humorous occasion. :) Real romantic... but it should be lots of fun!
By the way, I understand how prom is a parade, because our prom sounds similar. I'm a Senior at Machias HS, and I've gone the past three years just to show off my prom dresses that I make. The way I look at it though, you can have fun at the same time as showing off...
I hope you have lots of fun, Jessica!
posted by Amanda Phipps on May 07, 2003 09:09PM

i wouldn't mind going to prom. but seriously people, SOMEONE COME WITH ME. You don't have to be in high school nor do you need a tux. just dress nice.'s getting bad now
posted by Jess Chahanovich on May 08, 2003 01:00PM

I would but dont have money to go to maine sorry!!
posted by Ron Small on May 08, 2003 03:41PM

that's cool. don't worry about it.
posted by Jess Chahanovich on May 09, 2003 12:57PM

Just let me know if you need anything and i will try to help dont have any ties to maine but will try all the same
posted by Ron Small on May 16, 2003 03:44PM

What was the end result of the prom event? I'm curious... Did you go? Did you have a date? Write back.
posted by Cody Phipps on Jun 17, 2003 04:44PM

ugh, i went with the idiot. and he scared me when i had to dance with him. i was signaling to people to get his hands to go up, not down...anyway...
yea it was alright. i ended up sitting in the lobby with my friend and my other friend's dad and we were goofing off. it was great, that part of it.
i survived it. thanks for caring
posted by Jess Chahanovich on Jun 17, 2003 11:24PM

Hey Jess,

Wow, I haven't talked to you in absolutely forever, so, Hey! I am sorry for your Prom date was more than slightly quirky, but an excellent dancer? You've got to look at the bright side sometimes...all right, you have to look at the bright side A LOT of times. His name was Darby...a cutie pie...very verbal.
Anyway, got any big plans for this summer? If you'd like, my email address is conveniently located somewhere around here. Hope everything else has been going well for you. Later gator!

posted by Mia Silverthorne on Jun 21, 2003 06:21PM