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CRAZY BAND NAMES
This is it. THE definitive list of crazy band names. They can be real ones, or they can be stupid ideas kicking around in your head. We can discuss the stupidity of each one untill the cows come home. I'll start it off - hear we go!!
posted by Cody Phipps on Jan 16, 2001 09:26PM

A friend of mine always wanted to start a band called "Gaping Thoracic Wound"...
posted by Zach Beane on Jan 16, 2001 09:29PM

"Running With Scissors" has a certain appeal.
posted by Bert Phipps on Jan 17, 2001 11:39AM

As for names that have actually been used, I always liked "Dr. Teeth & the Electric Mayhem"...
posted by Cody Phipps on Jan 17, 2001 02:22PM

Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Incentives
Kathleen Turner Overdrive

(both real I believe)

posted by Zach Beane on Jan 17, 2001 02:49PM

The lakerisers...
posted by Clint Phipps on Jan 17, 2001 11:53PM

Big Weenie Kanun-drum
and
Wheezing Porno Goldfish
posted by Cody Phipps on Jan 19, 2001 05:51PM

Aborted Chicken Fetuses

Deviant Little Geniuses

Crap (that way when the parents say stuff like "turn that crap down" or "what is that crap" or "all you listen to is crap" you can agree)

Phlux (I mean what the hell kinda band name is that?)

Dark Gregory

The Syndrome

posted by Chris Hancock on Jan 19, 2001 10:21PM

Bloodshot Pupils
Too Loose Goose
Grandma's thongs
posted by Nick Smith on Jan 21, 2001 07:08PM

"The North Dakota Wheat Board"
posted by Thudy Cydides on Feb 09, 2001 11:15AM

Little Girls and Puppy Dog Tails.
The Lone Gunmen (how can you plauralize Lone?)
Rob the Women, Rape the Men.
Pickled Fish and the Loose Goose.
MeatLoaf (come on, it's a brick of cooked beef)
posted by Mike McGarvey on Feb 28, 2001 06:56PM

'NSYNC (real group, of course) ...but what kind of name is that...it isn't even a word...lmao :)

Frankly, I can't stand the guys...and Justin Timberlake can just burn in hell as far as I'm concerned...

posted by Laura Woodman on Mar 04, 2001 05:29PM

Racy Stamens
posted by ann athema on Mar 05, 2001 07:35PM

sonic death monkey
posted by Clint Phipps on Mar 08, 2001 11:14AM

ebony rhythm
posted by Mia Silverthorne on Mar 11, 2001 03:15PM

My Sausages will Thank You
posted by Joe Kelpie on Mar 13, 2001 04:03PM

Octa Pi
posted by Cody Phipps on Mar 14, 2001 09:46PM

Pink Trouble.
This is the name of mine and my roommates theoretical chick punk band that we're going to form someday.
The name of our first hit is going to be "Little Socialist Rabbit People."

Hey! I'm SERIOUS.

posted by Piper -- on Mar 16, 2001 08:11PM

the Seldom Scene

great little bluegrass band here in virginia

posted by Ever Curious on Mar 17, 2001 02:01PM

B.H.A.
(Barney Haters of America)
posted by Cody Phipps on Mar 18, 2001 02:58PM

I got somethin here.....its
ITCHY WORMS

emo band here in Philippines

posted by Krypton Milabo on Mar 25, 2001 09:28AM

im thinking what could be the name of our band....
AVOCADO TRAUMA
BIG HAM
CHEWED STRAW
DUE DATE
ELECTRIC GOAT
FUTURE NEWS
GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD
posted by Krypton Milabo on Mar 25, 2001 09:52AM

Electric Starlight Space Animals
Disfunctional Six Barrel
posted by Jess Chahanovich on Apr 11, 2001 09:51PM

This one is real:
Invisbl Skratch Piklz
And the name of one of their albums is:
100mph backsliding turkey cuts
posted by Joshua Taylor on May 05, 2001 12:22PM

Stupid Monkey.
I mean, any band with monkey in it is awesome.
And everyone knows that you can't go wrong with a band that has the word "stupid" in it.
So HERE is the best band name!
posted by Cody Phipps on May 13, 2001 11:18AM

I like ANUS MONKEYS or maybe POOP NUGET
posted by ronert morning-sky -- on Jul 10, 2001 04:33PM

BLACK SAAB BATH...
posted by Cody Phipps on Jul 20, 2001 11:34PM

Green Snot Rockets
Lusthoney
Beer Fodder
Sahara Desert Tree Huggers Convention
posted by Cody Phipps on Aug 11, 2001 09:16PM

Shiny Vinyl
posted by Cody Phipps on Aug 16, 2001 10:17PM

Ghandi Spank...it's my friend Dave's future band...it's gonna be wild
posted by Jess Chahanovich on Aug 17, 2001 10:29PM

Back in the day my friends had a garage band called "Cheese Waffles"..
posted by Rob Burns on Oct 11, 2001 01:47PM

Shuartuse Regalia;
Purple Pie Pete's
posted by Cody Phipps on Oct 15, 2001 11:03AM

My brother had the brilliant idea of a band called the Unwanted seniors... i dont get it
posted by Shilo Pawley on Nov 16, 2001 08:30PM

Legendary Carp
Virtual Weasel
(these both courtesy of Dave Barry)
posted by sam aritan on Dec 13, 2001 11:48AM

69 ass-flavored jelly beans
posted by Snake Bite on Dec 14, 2001 02:24PM

Big Tall Lumberjacks
Beefeaters Association of America
Rednex R Us
Garbage Pail Cabbage
posted by Cody Phipps on Dec 17, 2001 11:52AM

Flux
posted by Jevon -- on Dec 17, 2001 02:14PM

Here's one that's been popping up on the net:

RAOZL or RAOXL

Rage against OSAMA ZACH LADEN
or
Rage against OSAMA XACH LADEN
....depending which reality you're in.

posted by Jevon -- on Dec 17, 2001 02:20PM

The Flux Solder Core band of travelling T.V. repairmen

posted by Jevon -- on Dec 18, 2001 10:32AM

Genetically Unstable...possibly Psycho- a possible all-girl band :)
heheh...
posted by Jevon -- on Dec 18, 2001 10:43AM

How about an all girl band named:

Silicone and Saline

posted by Snake Bite on Dec 18, 2001 03:23PM

i think
ken and barbie on the beach,
great sound for a electronic sex band like the faint or something
posted by -- -- on Jan 21, 2002 02:20AM

Soul Calibur (After the Dreamcast Game)
posted by Cody Phipps on Jan 21, 2002 06:39PM

Legends of Arrhythmic Cacophony
posted by sam aritan on Mar 20, 2002 03:13PM

A great ska band name is The Jackass Convention
posted by Phil McCracken -- on Mar 28, 2002 06:24PM

The Pink Fee-Fees
posted by Cody Phipps on Mar 28, 2002 11:40PM

Yes, the pink fee fees. You hear that name get thrown around a lot. But make no mistake: this is a band to be reckoned with. A band like no other. A band you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley on a dark day in a dark vehicle at dark o'clock. I'm scared, are you?
posted by Cody Phipps on Mar 29, 2002 01:23AM

Legislative Noose
posted by Cody Phipps on Mar 31, 2002 08:18PM

Kick in the Box
posted by Cody Phipps on Apr 01, 2002 12:17AM

While putting on epoxy on fiberglass in my aerospace engineering class, a couple of us decided it would be nice to have something that would spray the epoxy instead of brushing it on. So there we have it "The Epoxy Sprayers"
posted by Jess Chahanovich on Apr 01, 2002 01:54PM

How about:

Roast Beef Curtains
or
The ball lickers
or
Anal Bead brown eye

posted by Chino Moreno on May 14, 2002 05:09PM

I have a band called "Cocktail Weenie and Chiken Butt's High School Slacker Band". We play punk.
posted by Kitty Stevenson on May 16, 2002 07:30AM

Names my "band", consisting of me and my friend, had:

Floorflowers
Backwall
Exit Bingo (X-it Bingo)

posted by Jess Chahanovich on May 17, 2002 01:57PM

More real band names that came from the far side...
Motha Hoople
Spiny Anteaters
Shirley Temple Pilots
posted by Cody Phipps on May 31, 2002 12:37PM

The Rugburns, Flogging Molly, Dead Kennedys, Squirrell Nut Zippers, Wall od Voodoo, Camper Van Beethoven, and Cowboy Mouth. All are real bands with sounds as unique as thier names.
posted by Kathryn Parenteau on Jun 28, 2002 01:56AM

Brainplow, Hollopoint, Hall of Justice - wait, haven't I played with all these bands before???
posted by Cody Phipps on Jun 28, 2002 02:30AM

Unkle Elroyz Mauraudic Chicken Shack
posted by lee LaRoche on Jun 29, 2002 02:24AM

valium sluts
useless cheeseburgers
posted by Jess Chahanovich on Jul 01, 2002 10:12AM

Lubricated Pimp
posted by Lloyd Notex on Jul 17, 2002 01:37PM

Grampa's Got It Up
posted by Lloyd Notex on Jul 17, 2002 01:38PM

Screamin seamen and the Boners.

T2V (Take 2 Valium.)

Vaginally Dependant. (VD it works on 2 levels.)

posted by sipp -- on Jul 21, 2002 12:02PM

HmMmMmMm.........how bout synthetic soul, Joe'z bad hair cut, 7th wish, Silver Memory, Blonde Lyfe, Vertigo, or green eyed newdle?
posted by Ross Blake -- on Aug 01, 2002 02:06AM

oingo boingo...remember them? haha
posted by Jess Chahanovich on Aug 03, 2002 01:24PM

I always like "stewed monkey brains" and Fecal CAfe, ummm how about Barnyard Rapist or what about the profound "kidney beans"

lol

posted by -- -- on Aug 14, 2002 12:11AM

How about "Haunted Boomerang"
posted by Kara Martinez on Aug 26, 2002 01:39AM

I used to be in a band called Vaginal Spasms
There used to be a band called Analcunt
posted by warren coulton on Sep 18, 2002 12:39AM

this ones real....Sweatpants Boner
but i've always been partial to Armored Crotch with a song titled...Screaming Burning Kid Bomb
posted by puke anopolis on Sep 20, 2002 02:22AM

My 18 year old cousin's band is named Ammunation... While his bother's band is named 'Tree huggin hippies'... Nice huh
posted by Bill Fake on Sep 27, 2002 09:41AM

'Health Demand'

This is one hell of a rockin' band!!!!!!!!!!

posted by Bill Fake on Sep 27, 2002 09:45AM

Skid Marks and Corn Turds
Can you believe my friend 'E-man' has a band named this...
posted by Bill Fake on Sep 27, 2002 09:49AM

THE BRITISH IS COMING!
posted by Chester B. on Sep 28, 2002 12:17PM

ARE.
That's "ARE COMING"
posted by Cody Phipps on Oct 01, 2002 05:08PM

I was once in a band titled:
?WHO TURNED ON THE HEAVY?

(The first "?" is suppose to be upside down.)

posted by Matt Jaynes on Oct 04, 2002 12:43AM

That's a cool name.
posted by Cody Phipps on Oct 04, 2002 11:45AM

Everytime we play we change our name on stage. here's afew of our favorites...filopian swim team, goodyear pimps, spankdaddies, shinola, meat whistle, disgruntled postmen, Dr. Ruth-less, scooby don'ts, 2 bald guys and a swede, the fat slappers, the dot commies, CCCP, crack babies,Suicide Kings, One-eyed jacks, Jax or Better, egg salad, No cover, Free Beer,
posted by Jeremiah Libby on Oct 10, 2002 03:42PM

Who is the most famous band in the world?
What is the name of the band most advertised?
Most talked about?
What is the name of the most infamous band in the world?

T.B.A.

posted by Cody Phipps on Oct 10, 2002 07:30PM

and this is a real band
buddy whatz is name and the other fellas
posted by Debbie -- on Oct 23, 2002 07:30PM

did someone already put "me first and the gimmie gimmies"? (i probably did already...) they rock
posted by Jess Chahanovich on Oct 24, 2002 08:44AM

Sanctus Real, 40 Days Tempted, Audio Areniline, Badly Drawn Boys, The Dismemberment Plan, Greenwheel, Kid Koala, Plain Whit T's, Black Rebel Motorcylce Club, Yellow No. 5, The Soundtrack of Our Lives (all real bands...)
posted by Jess Chahanovich on Oct 25, 2002 08:48AM

How about "Falling into/to tomorrow/yesterday"???? personaly i like both and as far as im concerned neither are taken.
posted by Josh Me on Oct 27, 2002 10:58AM

The Messiah's Misfits.
A sixth grade punk band from my school.
posted by Ever Curious on Oct 27, 2002 06:50PM

anyone like "oblivion", "falling into yesterday" or "forgotten horizion" is a good name? im tryin to start a band with my friend...
posted by Josh Me on Oct 27, 2002 06:52PM

I had a band, long ago in 8th grade. We called it 'Crusty on the Edges', and that pretty much described our sound.
posted by Machete Cortez on Nov 06, 2002 08:50PM

Have I already said "Fighting Gravity."
VA band.
posted by Ever Curious on Nov 07, 2002 07:01PM

The Sahara Hotnights ---which are by the way, uber cool.
posted by Jess Chahanovich on Nov 08, 2002 09:13AM

Happy Medium
posted by Cody Phipps on Dec 04, 2002 12:20AM

I can't believe no one has mentioned Kajagoogoo...I mean what the hell is that supposed to be? Personally I think it's something you say to an infant, or maybe something the infant says to you.
posted by Joshua Taylor on Dec 05, 2002 02:06PM

Dudes I am in a band called Floydian Slip named after the greatest rock band of all time Pink Floyd And Freud
posted by Ron Small on Jan 07, 2003 01:13PM

echo and the bunnymen
elf power
the la's
kaitO
mr t experience
posted by Jess Chahanovich on Jan 07, 2003 05:15PM

The Pixies
The Coral
The Vines (my favourite)
Black Rebel Motorcycle ClubLadytron
Ladytron
The Liars
Lunachicks
Slowdance Revival
The Dot Com Revolution
The Brian Jonestown Massacre
Mooney Suzuki
The Dismemberment Plan
posted by Jess Chahanovich on Jan 08, 2003 09:29AM

Pretentious Affectation
The Devil's Dictionary
posted by Zach Beane on Jan 08, 2003 10:08AM

What kind of name is echo and the bunnymen. Heres a crazy one Attack of the mutant hamsters from a planet near mars. It has a ring to it don't ya think?????
posted by Ron Small on Jan 08, 2003 10:41AM

PRESURE POINT
posted by SHIT HEAD SHIT HEAD on Jan 11, 2003 01:02PM

Yeah man thats cool not. How 'bout Cheech and Chong traveling medicine Show!!!!!!!!!!
posted by Ron Small on Jan 13, 2003 12:07PM

Ok, here are some bands I played in:
pfffft
Buttonhead
Honey House
Eighty Pound Face
Fred and his Dog Fred
Synchronius Whirl
posted by Luu Ferr on Jan 14, 2003 12:55AM

(Keep in mind that all the bands I put, unless stated, are real bands)
Albino Muppet Conspiracy
All My Friends Are Oranges
And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead
Jughead's Revenge
Ozark Mountain Daredevils
Question Mark And The Mysterians
Voodoo Glow Skulls
posted by Jess Chahanovich on Jan 14, 2003 09:18AM

I formed a new band but I am not quite sure the name it. I think the name is either Reality in Technicolor or Technicolor Reality
posted by Ron Small on Jan 15, 2003 12:06PM

well my band needed a quick name so since alot of bands are coming out with "the" at the begining of there names we decided to be called The Runs and also i know a band called Screaming monkey boners they are awesome
posted by Bob -- on Jan 15, 2003 11:15PM

"the" bands rock.
posted by Jess Chahanovich on Jan 16, 2003 08:21AM

When pink floyd first started out as The Pink Floyd Sound. Then they dropped the "sound" part and kept "the" But after a while that was dropped to. dOwN WiTh tHe SyStEm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by Ron Small on Jan 16, 2003 11:34AM

all these are fine, but the most catchy name i have ever heard was this:

Buster Hymen and the Penetrators

posted by rob c on Jan 19, 2003 05:21AM

that one rocks
posted by Jess Chahanovich on Jan 21, 2003 02:42PM

Yuppie Pricks, a band out of Austin
posted by sam aritan on Jan 29, 2003 04:31PM

anyone wanna throw that spamposting piece of yesterdays knobcheese out of here for spamming (and not even nice juicy spam like 'Amatuer Asian Lesbian Horses Suckin ...' or similar. for shame.)? hmm, what about 'yesterday's knobcheese' for a band name, kinda sticky i reackon...
posted by rob c on Jan 30, 2003 01:11PM

Reality in Technicolor
Mot the Hopple
Jethro Tull
Klaatu
posted by Ron Small on Feb 04, 2003 03:50PM

yo people wat up listen i have a wicked good punk band we're comin out wit a cd soon so check it out the bands called dead to socioty.i am in another band called nine to five though.O ya and im not it says i am im the lead guitarist for both bands.
posted by Kristopher Hollenkamp on Feb 10, 2003 08:23PM

Ok I just happened to stumble onto this site....so I'll give it a try while i'm here.... How about 'Zippy Humperdink and the Chim-Chim Cheeseballs?'
posted by Karrie Edwards on Feb 25, 2003 11:19PM

The Mic Robes.
posted by Cody Phipps on Feb 27, 2003 06:45PM

the "rocky point"
posted by Cody Phipps on Feb 27, 2003 06:47PM

Band of the Wild Ass
posted by Cody Phipps on Feb 27, 2003 06:53PM

The Space Lumberjacks
posted by Cody Phipps on Feb 27, 2003 07:01PM

Thats good man how about
Politzania
posted by Ron Small on Mar 03, 2003 03:54PM

Here are some tight ass hard core names:
Murder love
killing Heart
Lollirot
Candy Pain
Crumbling Insanity
posted by CHAD DEL on Apr 29, 2003 08:45PM

Dudes how about the Del Fuegos and the mighty lemondrops
posted by Ron Small on May 05, 2003 03:48PM

DUde...the del Fuegos are from boston

i remember them
i'm old too
and i'm from CapeCod

how about POOP CHICKENS

posted by Jarrod Anderson on May 05, 2003 04:55PM

I've always like "Strangers with Candy" and "Drunk in a Dumpster." Not to mention my own band which just recently fell apart, "Icy Grapefruit."
posted by Lisa O on May 22, 2003 05:11PM

mmmmm... grapefruit...
i'm hungry!
posted by Cean Lakranski on Jun 01, 2003 10:42AM

my band is falling apart actually. but if we stick together we'll need a different name other than "blindchain". it has no meaning. although it's better than our last "albino spine" and "splene".
posted by Cean Lakranski on Jun 01, 2003 04:38PM

doors open
posted by -- -- on Jun 18, 2003 08:20AM

yeah i rejoined my crumbling band. we're gonna change the name to something else. like silence or something.
posted by Cean Lakranski on Jun 19, 2003 02:01PM

my band has gone threw a few name changes... We were originally the 'Black Roses'. That didn't last because the person in our band that gave us the name decided to make a god damn band of their own... and because it was soo pointless... Then we played around and called ourselves 'The Fluffy Dawg Luvers'... That didn't last either. no one took us seriously... Then we called ourselves 'Zanthos' Army'... Uh, that didn't go well either... So now we are stickin to FDL. And it doesn't mean Fluffy Dawg luvers anymore...
posted by Rebecca Aldrian on Jun 20, 2003 06:42PM

Obsessive Aggressive.
posted by Cody Phipps on Jun 27, 2003 01:49PM

the weirdest name i think i've heard and prolly the most criptic would prolly have to be our bands new name "fayceless" (pronounced face-less). our friends middle name is facye' (pronounced fas-eh) n he was bein a real prick so he "quit" (got kicked out of... *cough cough*) the band. he was a good as hell bassist, n so we jes used his middle name for the band name. as fayceless, but pronounced face-less (like i've already said). sounds stupid, i know, but hey it works.
posted by Cean Lakranski on Jun 27, 2003 02:24PM

These are my favorites:

HIV and The Positives
My Dog Has Hitler's Brain
The Redneck Nuns
Lesbian Beach Party
Cat Orgy
Drunks with Guns
Results of Inbreeding

posted by Ally Hoffses on Jul 03, 2003 11:12AM

i think the weirdest name i've heard other than those, is prolly lolipoplustkill or deicide. deicide means killing of a christian, and lolipoplustkill means... well... nothing i guess...
posted by Cean Lakranski on Jul 11, 2003 05:51PM

Deicide doesn't mean killing a christian, it means killing a being of divine nature, like a god. Webster says it also refers specifically to the killing of Jesus Christ.
posted by Zach Beane on Jul 11, 2003 05:55PM

hmm... well that's what deicide talks about in their lyrics. "kill the christian." and "open the door jahovai you whore" and shit like that. plus they also talk about getten into heaven and killing christ, oen song for each heaven (cause christians believe there's 3 levels of heaven, 12 levels of hell... [or was it 9...] somethen like that, and a place called somethen like parthomethies or somethen, i'm not much informed on the christian beliefe system). i didn't really know the defenitive meaning of deicide exactly, all i knew is it meant killing of a christian (broadley). anywayz- yeah that's what they basicly talk about is killing christ n shiznit.
posted by Cean Lakranski on Jul 14, 2003 02:02PM

and correct me if i'm wrong about the whole christian belief system (you know, 12 lvls of hell, 3 lvls of heaven or some shiznit like that). i don't really know much about any religion, so correct me if i'm wrong
posted by Cean Lakranski on Jul 17, 2003 03:58PM

shall we get back on the topic of crazy band names? heres one for the record
the albinos
posted by Corey Thompson/Parlemos on Jul 25, 2003 12:52PM

2 Girls Later
Army of Freshmen
Nails on Board
First Lesson Free

...all are real bands.

posted by Jess Chahanovich on Jul 25, 2003 01:23PM

9 inch nails
nazi crew
the pink elephants
mrs. orgy
muff pumpkins

also all real bands

posted by Cean Lakranski on Jul 26, 2003 08:30PM

Fayceless (my band)
RemEdy
CoLD
posted by Cean Lakranski on Jul 28, 2003 09:28AM

singing senetors (real band.)
shinedown
smile empty soul
sum 41
98 degrees
posted by Corey Thompson/Parlemos on Jul 28, 2003 09:41AM

You already said "Fayceless". Also, "Cold" and "Remedy" aren't crazy names, they're just words. A real crazy name would be "Catfish Joe and the Dachshund Munchers" or something.
posted by Zach Beane on Jul 28, 2003 09:49AM

you know catfish joe is an actual band... local band i think
posted by Cean Lakranski on Jul 28, 2003 11:39AM

the infimus: weird al
posted by Cean Lakranski on Jul 28, 2003 11:40AM

From the BBC:

Rat-Brained Robot
50,0000 Rat Neurons
Semi-Living Entity

posted by Zach Beane on Jul 29, 2003 08:11AM

pencil shavings
posted by Corey Thompson/Parlemos on Jul 29, 2003 09:22AM

sweet and tender mayhem madness
posted by Cean Lakranski on Jul 29, 2003 09:33AM

The Deisel Greasers
The Stinky Milk Jugs
posted by Cody Phipps on Jul 29, 2003 12:01PM

dont run with scissors
posted by Corey Thompson/Parlemos on Jul 29, 2003 12:03PM

dogs vs cats
posted by Corey Thompson/Parlemos on Jul 29, 2003 12:05PM

My friend has a band called "Mr. Wang and the Coconuts". *shrug*
posted by Angela ________ on Aug 20, 2003 09:20PM

nigga likka
blackspines is a band here in calli
posted by jake carrasco on Aug 31, 2003 05:50PM

Umm, Green Puppy Kats? Clog Purring Feet. Zazquatch meets Fatty. Telephone Flavad Ice Cream, Swinging on the Stapler.Dirty ol' Tissue. Joe Butt. (Who's butt? THAS JOE BUTT)

My band is Frivolity, which means incredibly stupid and pointless. It is mainly a chick alt. band. Check it out.

posted by Lyn W on Sep 02, 2003 07:47PM

Hallowed Memorandum-- kind of like contemporary apostles for the generation x.... or y, whatever we are on now.
how about
-Door Ajar
-Hidden Drive
-sqwegee
-taxi scam
-pleasure victim
-eternitys end
-DUDE
-Sweeeeeeeeeeet
posted by Mark Sajovic on Sep 05, 2003 09:34AM

hmm... 1st of all i want to thank this message board for giving me an idea for my very own band... i now call it "Monkey-Eating Saging" (Saging is a Filipino word which means Banana... i used it coz it rhymes with eating. It's originally an eagle specie found specifically in the Philippines called Monkey-Eating Eagle. Cool eh?!) anyhow, here's a few bands that i thought of before M-ES:

- Fruit Flakes
- Hi! Hello! and Who are you? Band
- Shiny Floor (doesn't signify anything...)
- Skinhead Combs
- Grandma's T-Back
- Brainless Buffoons
- Fried Soda
- Momma Tuned Dad

posted by Gem Tongohan on Sep 07, 2003 11:49AM

oooh! oooh! here's a good one! Soiled Undies...
posted by Gem Tongohan on Sep 07, 2003 11:51AM

i've seen alotta those... jp. here's one.
Stock Market Studs
Mrs Marshal and the PowderPuffs
posted by Cean Lakranski on Sep 07, 2003 04:36PM

Training Keels
Hairy Hog and the BAIFA Banannas
Little People in Big Pocket Land
Two Flying Cars
posted by Cody Phipps on Sep 07, 2003 08:19PM

Hey Cean: Boxers or briefs?
posted by Clint Phipps on Sep 08, 2003 12:56PM

Cups.
posted by Cody Phipps on Oct 06, 2003 02:34PM

um... neither!
jp

joe schmo the funky one
(an actual local band here in toledo)

posted by Cean Lakranski on Oct 06, 2003 04:02PM

Ummm, we have a Band here in Pennsylvania called "Green Eggs and Spam" plus I thought "Running With Scissors" was a good name, it worked as an album title for Weird Al. Why not?
posted by Galen Blake on Oct 12, 2003 04:01PM

Better yet how about "The Monkey Anal Probes"
posted by Galen Blake on Oct 12, 2003 04:05PM

This is my theoretical girl band name:
Left of Center

My bf suggested:
Wicked Witch

posted by -- -- on Oct 20, 2003 03:03AM

actually, 100MPH Backsliding Turkey Cuts is a scratch sample record. Invizibl Skratch Piklz is/was a turntable crew based out of San Francisco.
posted by butt munki on Nov 24, 2003 03:39PM

Poop Chickens
posted by James Greene on Nov 25, 2003 01:54AM

I used to own a CD by a band called Trip Master Monkey.
posted by Erica Davis on Nov 25, 2003 02:07AM

Crackpot Mafia
posted by Cody Phipps on Dec 15, 2003 08:10PM

ashtray rodeo, The fifth pocket fondlers, and for a single artist: meistro de parts
posted by Tim - on Dec 22, 2003 10:50AM

Dr. thunder
posted by Samantha Welch on Dec 27, 2003 05:21PM

My friends and I have a punk band that's alot like Good Charlotte and our name is Social Menace, but before that we thought of The Remedy
posted by Kari Walztoni on Jan 03, 2004 03:22AM

real bands:
Nuclear Rabbit (www.nuclearrabbit.com)
Sleepytime Gorilla Museum (www.sleepytimegorillamuseum.com)
The Cartridge Family (nintendo cover band)
Rappin Ronnie Reagan (my band in high school)
Tribal Disco Noise
Gruvis Malt (www.gruvismalt.com)

non bands:
Boners in Church
Clitastica!
Porno Pete and the Jizzmoppers
Asspiss

posted by baldo riffic on Jan 08, 2004 05:07PM

I am surpised that no one mentioned the Mothers of invention (frank zappas band for those who didn't know)
posted by Ron Small on Mar 02, 2004 11:34AM

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, PLEASE WELCOME BACK...
tHE TOES-N-HOLES!!!
posted by Tim - on Mar 05, 2004 07:51PM

lmfao nice one but how about Bloodey Tampon? lol
posted by Miranda Boyd on Mar 17, 2004 07:34PM

bloody...that's disturbing. I could see "The tampon nightriders" or "The rags", but that!
posted by Tim - on Mar 19, 2004 08:02AM

Ok heres a real band from here in NJ, Eternity Void.. I saw some gay ass names on this site like Eternity's end and stuff, well thats the Official name.. tehe...
how bout Slipknot? thats a good name....
suggestions..
-Clo-sure
-Meatrodonuim (don't ask)
-Put around backstabbers
-S.A.Y. (something annoying you)
-Playing with ease (is that how you spell it?)
posted by John R on Mar 19, 2004 10:45AM

HAHA ¿WHO TURNED ON THE HEAVY? sounds like a good band name... I had one called Methane.. (you know that gas shit that rises and smells... A.K.A. fart)

Sticks n Stones
Barnyard basket
Snaptooth - my fav
Nine Inch Toes- i dunno
NIP (Not in position)
Cruddy blank
Bed of Dirt (or Cradle of Filth.. tehe)

posted by John R on Mar 19, 2004 10:54AM

My friend and I just started a band we're calling Furor (latin for 'rage').
Another name that was contemplated was 'Suicide Kings'
But in terms of Crazy Band Names:
The Ernie McCracken Band (Bill Murray's character in Kingpin)
Shooter McGavin and the Grandmas
The Noisy Mimes
The Open Wounds
Charlie's Not A Man
posted by theShagon Wagon on Apr 30, 2004 02:14AM

The Cackling Klepto Chickens
posted by theShagon Wagon on Apr 30, 2004 02:31AM

Isn't 'furor' the English word for rage, too? Anyway, my friend has started a band called Phasmatodea. It's two guys with chapman sticks and a crapload of effects.
posted by Zach Beane on Apr 30, 2004 08:39AM

Yeah, I think youre right about 'Furor'. Its German for something else too. We just thought it sounded like a badass name.
posted by theShagon Wagon on Apr 30, 2004 11:42PM

FILTH CANNON
posted by Morrisaurus -- on Jun 16, 2004 11:04PM

My band name is The Quarter Machine Ninja's

anything with monkey in it makes it awesome, even if the band sucks

posted by skee -- on Jul 17, 2004 02:29AM

the unic showgirls
posted by terry dowdle on Jul 19, 2004 06:01PM


papercut
filth cannon
lenz
posted by britni martinez on Jul 20, 2004 07:11PM

how about the punk monkeys.
are bands name is called
"breaking tredition"
posted by Dahlay -- on Jul 25, 2004 02:23AM

i personally liked
the name "mr. rogers rebellion"
posted by Dahlay -- on Jul 25, 2004 02:28AM

Slipknot is a real band. I think Goodnight Nurse is pretty cool. I also know a band called Small Feet...
posted by -- -- on Aug 13, 2004 08:12AM

NO ONE CAN FIGURE OUT WHERE I GOT MY BAND NAME."BANGO SKANK".
posted by Steve Merriman on Aug 29, 2004 10:41PM

i could only guess
posted by Cean Lakranski on Sep 01, 2004 04:39PM

hot bag of nickles
flourecent jellyfish
turd in a urinal
posted by Trey Brunk on Oct 27, 2004 10:02PM

o- yeah and my old band name, indifference
posted by Trey Brunk on Oct 27, 2004 10:03PM

i also noticed that no one mentioned "spider midget bitch frog" (real band ) dont know where from
posted by Trey Brunk on Oct 27, 2004 10:17PM

How about one called "Basket Eddie and the Six Screaming Niggers"? I swear that's real. the lead singer was a white guy with no legs or something.
posted by George Spelvin on Dec 06, 2004 11:51AM

Good Bands I was in none taken~
Altar Ego
Triple Threat
Alliance
Every Year
Once a Month
posted by johnny Soulivan on Dec 07, 2004 04:51PM

i kinda noticed no one complains about the backstreet boys. as far as i am concerned, they all need to die.
posted by stephanie moran on Dec 13, 2004 02:46PM

Why would we complain about the Backstreet Boys in a message board about Crazy Band Names? Whatever


Vague Valentine is a pretty rockin name for band. They're a new group at USM, check them out sometime.

posted by Jess Chahanovich on Dec 13, 2004 04:41PM

Beef Slinky
posted by Don Crouch on Dec 16, 2004 09:27PM

Santa's Warts, a hardcore band from Russia.
posted by Tim - on Dec 17, 2004 07:50AM

How about Phantom Buffalo, from Portland. These guys used to be called The Ponys until another band of the same name, which existed prior to them, forced them to change it. Clint, Cody, and Greg may have heard of them, since they are from Portland. Their music is far from typical (which is not a bad thing) and maybe a little strange, but they are a group of very talented musicians. I went to high school with 3 of them: Joe Domrad (Drums), Philip Willey (Guitar), and Tim Burns (Guitar).
posted by -- on Dec 30, 2004 07:42AM

One song you may have heard of from these psychedelic punk rockers would be "Hey, That's My Only Necktie." The Portland Pheonix often features articles about them.
posted by -- on Dec 30, 2004 02:11PM

My friend was in a band called "Better than Yesterday"
I convinced them to title their first cd "We sound better in the locker room at the salvation army"
their origional name was "Bad Year"

Screaming Monkey Boner (previously mentioned) used to sound like creepy circus music, but their later stuff sounds like what could only be described as "death metal swing"

posted by Stephen Gillespie on Jan 08, 2005 01:30PM

ClOwN-O-ClAuSe
posted by Tim - on Jan 17, 2005 07:08PM

How about "Hanging by a Thread" ?
posted by andrew mcwhorter on Jan 30, 2005 01:29AM

my band is called Bound by Fate here in bar harbor, but a few other names we almost decided on were, Society-None, Calumny, SpitFist......
posted by gary porter on Feb 10, 2005 12:23AM

i have one more my friend said for a punk band: The red hot beef injection
posted by gary porter on Feb 10, 2005 12:29AM

IF I EVER HEARD ONE OF THESE BAND NAMES ADVERTIZE I WOULD PROLLY LMAO.BECAUSE THOSE ARE THE MOST GAY ASS NAMES I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE..i HOPE NONE OF YOU ARE FOR REAL.
posted by LiL chicken weiner -- on Feb 13, 2005 12:29AM

I can remeber a band called " Gay Bikers on Acid" in the 80's...very strange punk out-fit!
posted by MATT MILLWARD on Feb 14, 2005 02:25PM

my girlfriend came up with

Lollipop Shop

some real ones

Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters
The O-neders (1ders)
The Band You're About To Hear
The Heardsmen
The Chordvettes
(All curteousy of THAT THING YOU DO)

lol and I love the song Pressure Point from The Zutons lol.

that's it.

posted by Chris Hancock on Mar 03, 2005 03:53PM

I doubt this is a crazy band name but it is the name of my band and i like it, im a pretty good artist and i drew up a deadly logo, the bands name was supposed to be tainted desires but i couldnt make a cool font for desires so i stuck with tainted, if i can ever find out how to post images i think the picture is pretty crazy....not so much the band name, anyway whatever crazy band name is malicious monkey mania from mars
posted by Tainted Desires on May 02, 2005 11:56AM

13TH Hour glass
posted by Rick Foster on May 06, 2005 10:44PM

Why not-----WHY_NOT
posted by Rick Foster on May 06, 2005 10:48PM

invisible & smeels like bananas Monkey poot
posted by Rick Foster on May 06, 2005 10:54PM

WHODAT
posted by Rick Foster on May 06, 2005 10:57PM

to whoever posted the LollipopLustKill comment... they rock out!...their rendition of "Personal Jesus" is a match for Johnny Cash and Depeche Mode....Peace...
posted by Emmaleigh Miller on May 10, 2005 11:23PM

True Gritt, Emo Dinosaur and the Inflatable Condor, The Disgruntled Postmen, Cactus Jack and the Wagon Wheels, ChuckWagon Blues, The Bad and the Ugly, Rodeo Riot
posted by karmichael jones on Jun 16, 2005 06:55PM

True Gritt is the most badass band I know. And, you know, I actually know them
Then there's Josh the Devil and the Sinners.
And a few band names I've had:
The Dufranes
Ttx!
Rogue Strawberries
Remember the Unipine
Spare Fish?
Coma by Papercut
And a thousand other names I can't think of right now. At the moment we're still the Dufranes, and our drummer totally doesn't know what she's doing. We love her anyway.
posted by Eliza D on Jun 16, 2005 07:39PM

Black Broken Sonnet.
Its an emo band my brother made up so my sister, brother and I would join.
posted by Paige Gross on Jun 19, 2005 10:57AM

Botched Jalopy
posted by Cody Phipps on Jul 07, 2005 04:37PM

George Spelvin, thank you refreshing my memory of Basket Eddie and the 6 Screaming Niggers. Quite a show. At the end of the show, Eddie would throw himself out of his basket mounted on a 5 foot high tri-pod and roll around on the floor ala James Brown or Jackie Wilson....just without legs and arms
posted by Joel Bender on Jul 20, 2005 11:47PM

The Hot Flashes. XD
posted by Paige Gross on Jul 25, 2005 10:21PM

The Negative Dog Project
posted by Cody Phipps on Aug 22, 2005 04:02PM

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail16.html
go here and maybe Strongbad can give you guys some pointers!
posted by Katie Hine on Aug 23, 2005 08:45PM

Vaginal Blood Farts
posted by Czuma Chuma on Aug 30, 2005 10:13AM

ok judt becuz im gonna b in a band one day im gonna give u guys my least fav.band names that i made up..ok whirl pool,killing heart,deploud solider,mashed,sorry but those r my least fav.if any1 uses these id like to no wat u used to get my props cuz u got the names from me!!
posted by Dyllynn Wasserburger on Sep 04, 2005 05:14PM

Condor Man
Lil' Mist
CO. - D
posted by Cody Phipps on Oct 28, 2005 11:20AM

Hi Im in a band called "my underpants" Where a kicking band... there's 5 of us We also have band names "Kicking lunchbox"-"Painter"-"Captain Acorn"-"Boobiemaster" and "Captain milkjugs" Im captain milkjugs.
posted by jessica -- on Nov 21, 2005 11:19PM

Dumb all Over
posted by Cody Phipps on Dec 02, 2005 02:07PM

Big Monster and the Sinister Midgets
posted by Cody Phipps on Dec 02, 2005 02:07PM

I am in a band with my sister and my neighbor. My neigbor plays bass, my sister plays guitar and sings a little, and I drum and am the lead singer. well, we have been through many band names. 'Lightning from the Mixer' sucked, 'Error 404' was hard to say, and Running with Scissors is already a band. we are thinking about eleectric flame, the students, bad influence, bridge jumpers, and some other stuff. yeah.


our website is http://www.freewebs.com/ftballrulz


check it out and contact us about buying our limited edition signed EP, 'The 1st Nanu'.

posted by pickle style on Dec 20, 2005 03:25PM

where did everyone F#$&ing go!?!?!?!?!?! Christ and the Diciple Monkeys!
posted by pickle style on Dec 20, 2005 08:47PM

Believe it or not this is a real band:
"Dad Fucked and The Mad Skunks"
they are a Ska band from Brazil
posted by Cody Phipps on Mar 21, 2006 10:54AM

There's a death metal band called "Vincet Price's Orphan Powered Death Machine"
posted by Jim Cunninghambone on Apr 13, 2006 07:02PM

Freddy Fudpucker
posted by Bobbi-Jo Bourdeau on May 30, 2006 09:03AM

~Santa and the dyslexic devil worshipers
~the training bra's
~last resort
~dead sea monkeys
~the Shibby (my favorite)

blessed be!
~lady kisara

posted by kisara Firefly on Aug 28, 2006 10:45PM

there is also an ~awesome~ band called 'the Spin Doctors'

blessed be!
~lady kisara

posted by kisara Firefly on Aug 28, 2006 10:47PM

Job for a cowboy is a crazy death metal band
posted by pickle style on Aug 28, 2006 11:53PM

This was an ad on phlux.net for this post. It makes a great band name:

PHLOX GURNEY

posted by Cody Phipps on Aug 30, 2006 12:09PM

Here's a list of great band names made by students... Names withheld of course...

Lost Wanderers - W.P.
Blind Eyes - T.W.
50 Vent - A.B.
Lozzle - A.R.
Oatmeal Float - J.D.
Llama Llords - L.K.
Elven Elephants - E.E.
Suspended Succeeders - B.M.
Blank Paper - E.G.

posted by Cody Phipps on Jan 18, 2007 10:39AM

Possible Celebrity Bands?

>Rosie O'Donnell and the Hen House
>Tenacious Dubyah
>Cheney Hunting Turkey
>Joe DePesci Mode
>Purging with Lohan
>System of a Dubyah
>Boo Rock Obama
>Kramer & the Klan Band
>Mel Gibson & the Nazis
>Rush & the Pill Poppers
>Schwarzeneggar Gropes Again

posted by Kevin Thompson on Jan 21, 2007 01:06AM

The Euphronius Krater
401k sausage party
drunken find
grind language
posted by Cody Phipps on Mar 22, 2007 08:47PM

2040
posted by Cody Phipps on Mar 26, 2007 01:38PM

THESE ARE REAL:

Flogging Molly
The Spill Canvas
Corky and the Juice Pigs
Corn Doggie and the Half Pound
Honest Bob and the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives

posted by james byrne on Jul 10, 2007 12:30AM

These are some i just made up:

Silence of the Lamb Chops
Porn Star Wars
The Big Cheese
Ice Sculptures from Hell
The New Beatles
Thunderlemur
The Iron Ukelele


posted by Jim Bueller on Jul 10, 2007 11:37PM

HERE'S SUM 4rm urs truly::
1. ZERO TRADGETY (its real)
2. SALEGNA SOL (its real & its los angeles backwards lol)
3. ORE(OHS!)
4. HOT DAWGS
5. BELOW ZERO
6. THRILL ZONE
7. HOUSE OF MIRRORS
8. RADIO KILL

Eight for 2008! cheoooowww

posted by Jenn Duh! on Mar 25, 2008 12:40AM

Crushed by People.
posted by Cody Phipps on Sep 03, 2008 01:07AM

A band from Michigan that I know is
Ultraviolet Hippopotamus. UV Hippo for short.
posted by Jenny Warner on Sep 08, 2008 11:53PM

Prosthetic Orgasm. : )
posted by John Collis on Apr 04, 2010 01:37AM